A simple plan

1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand. 2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared. 3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.